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McGillicuddy is posting with some serious cheese!

Here’s our first of seven entries. The job is simple: In 500 words at most, finalists must tell why the conductor threw their valise on the platform, grit his teeth, called security, and admonished they never board his train again, using the words “I didn’t think anyone would mind”, at some point.