I can’t think of any better way to end this contest than with words of peace and introspection.
In other words, time to vote! So far we’ve got a three-way tie for first, so your vote or bribe could really count! So please do vote so that I won’t be in the awkward position of assessing the value of whatever bride you had in mind. (Sumatran, chocolate, Sam Adams and private pleasures will not influence my derision)