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In chronological order, these are contest entries for all previous – and current – contests. Please go leave some constructive criticism on one of the entries below and perhaps even consider entering here.
“If you assume that the Big Bang happened gratuitously, you’re talking about magic, not science.” R.C. Sproul. You know what? I think I’m fine with that.
“Save the neck for me, Clark!”
“The lunatic, the lover, and the poet, are of imagination all compact.”
― William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night’s Dream
“Human suffering anywhere concerns men and women everywhere.”–Elie Wiesel
In wine, there is truth. But in sobriety, there is change.
“Revenge, the sweetest morsel to the mouth that ever was cooked in hell.”–Walter Scott, “The Heart of Mid-Lothian”
“Well, I don’t know what to say except it’s Christmas and…we’re all in misery.”–Ellen Griswold from “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation”
“Just taaaaaaap it in.”–from “Happy Gilmore”
“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”–from “The Restaurant at the End of the Universe” by Douglas Adams
Rage! Rage against the dying of the light!–from “Do Not Go Gentle into That Goodnight” by Dylan Thomas