Our most recent kontest, the Kafka Konundrum, kouldn’t kaptivate our readers. My apologies–usually I put effort into promoting the kontests to get an assortment of entries and I failed to do so this time around. We had only four entries, and very few comments. So I decided the closest thing I kould do the being fair is to divide the $100 prize money among the four writers who sent an entry.
*If you don’t know what that means, then you’ve been spared the horror of Zoom work conferences.
“If you assume that the Big Bang happened gratuitously, you’re talking about magic, not science.” R.C. Sproul. You know what? I think I’m fine with that.
“Save the neck for me, Clark!”
“The lunatic, the lover, and the poet, are of imagination all compact.”
― William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night’s Dream
What happens when nothing happens?
Getting your teeth into a story requires a little bridgework
“Human suffering anywhere concerns men and women everywhere.”–Elie Wiesel
In wine, there is truth. But in sobriety, there is change.
“Revenge, the sweetest morsel to the mouth that ever was cooked in hell.”–Walter Scott, “The Heart of Mid-Lothian”
“Well, I don’t know what to say except it’s Christmas and…we’re all in misery.”–Ellen Griswold from “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation”
“Just taaaaaaap it in.”–from “Happy Gilmore”