Yes, that is correct you lavely lot, Shawna is our winner in our CatTales competition- hurrah and well done to you m’lady! This took a long while of deliberation, slowly trawling over and over the various stories, nibbling Hobnobs and supping on tea. But eventually, we made up our minds, and Ruthie agreed. We had […]
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You see, it aint that easy is it! This is a golden oldie cartoon, all the way from 2001. Gosh I feel old. So this week Wuss, Boots and myself will be combing through the entries in the CatTales competition, viciously clawing them apart to decide a victor! *Insert gasps of excitement here* Do keep […]
Bahahahahaha. I used to do this regularly as a child, a child especially intrigued by the gorey and corrupt webs of the past. My parents once took me on a trip to York and Castle Howard when I was 5 years old. York Minster had suffered a terrible fire in one of the wings, and […]
Well, look how organised I am this week. Wuss ‘n Boots are here as usual, with Boots thoroughly enjoying winding up his friend. Poor Wuss, he never has any good retorts. But would you believe it, I am currently in Carcassonne in Southern France. Ahh the joys of modern tech ey. I am sitting here […]
No, not the old famous cowboy, but Josey Wales, our ever faithful dog. Ridiculous as it may be to mourn a pet, I confess I do, and very deeply. Twelve and a half years is a long time, and now I come down the stairs each morning for breakfast to a sad and empty kitchen. […]
Ahh to love. I feel young Wuss may have a lot to learn here.
So, a big congratulations to Steve Walker who won my cartoon caption competition, the final result of which you can see above. During my week long art show in August I ran this competition to get peoples creative juices flowing (not to sound crass). I drew out the cartoon and left the third box empty […]
If you say you haven’t, you are, quite simply, a fibber. I am actually pretty much certain everyone does this on a daily basis. If not, you’re all weird. I recently attended a wedding, which inevitably led to this situation. Do I wear the dress that is just a little tight but looks incredibly hot, […]
Yes, I spell it with a u because, well, there’s a u in it. Just like colour. As an artistically adorned lady myself with several tattoos, I admire the bravado of my boy Wuss. But I feel he would probably regret this one. ‘A Papercut Before Dishonour’ is not quite as hardcore as ‘Death Before Dishonour’, […]
I assure you, golf is much more entertaining when played in this way. Though I do believe my own mother would kill me for saying so, the poor little golf orphan that I have been for many a long year. Apologies for our lateness today by the way, the boys and I have spent all […]
For those of you as yet still not terribly familiar with Wuss ‘n Boots (gosh darn it you’d better get a little more cosy with them people), Wuss (the short one) is in fact grey. This hideous incident involving spray tans (and hideous it is, I do assure you) did in fact come from a […]
So we all know my boys like to poke fun at the seemingly little things in life, and sometimes the simpler the better. This joke may be ridiculous but we dare you not to chuckle a little. At least these boys can admit when they are simply taking the piss! Actually, sometimes I feel the […]