Author Archives: Gary Clark

And he sent me one HELL of a story. I believe this is the first time we’ve had a story from him and, after you read his story, I know you’re going to join me in demanding more from this young man. It’s not my nature to give such a short intro to a story, but I’m […]

I don’t know about y’all but I had a ton of fun with the Make Me Laugh Non-Competition. All the stories were great and I’ve forwarded them to some of my idiot friends who truly appreciate good humor. All reports have been positive and the consensus is that everyone who entered a funny story deserves […]

After reading Mac’s vacation e-mails, it made me wish I’d been there for all the…. fun?. This is good stuff and you’re gonna have as good a time reading it as I did. Thanks, Mac. It was definitely worth the wait. The pictures are great. Sorry there’s no room to post them. —– From:          Mac […]

He promised us…told us it would be here by midnight. I waited up. Sat anxiously at my laptop with all the excitement of a child watching for Santa to come down the chimney. A story. A few words was all we wanted. Something to show us that he was still out there – one of […]

Kyle Katz sent me a story to share with y’all and I laughed my ass off all the way through it. And, in the back of my mind, I heard Donna Summer singing, ‘She Works Hard for the Money!”. It’s one of those stories where the protag (Kyle) keeps getting deeper and deeper in dodo […]

Well, I knew it was only a matter of time until one of Granny’s friends would pop out of the backwoods and send in a story. I swear, I let that old lady read this last night and she giggled and snorted and spit out her lower teeth at one point. That’s when I got […]

In this grandiose act of bravado, Diane Cresswell shares a memoir of her visit to a “Toy Store” where she pouted and panted, “No petite pumps for me,” she pled as she perused a plethora of prideful protuberances, then painstaking picked the perfect pleasingly plump purple plastic pecker and promptly proceeded to purchased it. However, despite her patient, persistant prodding and pleading, the panicked proprietor proclaimed, “You can’t […]

First thing I want you to know is that Terrie Leigh Relf’s writing career began with a Lap Dance! And, I’m not even sure where to go with this because all my brain can do now is go in circles and say, “Who’d a’ Thunk it?” Now, I’ve groveled and begged and kowtowed and kissed a significant […]

Barbara Walker stopped by and contributed a great story for our Make Me Laugh Non-Competition. It’s pretty funny too. Knowing what I know about her now, I’d hate to get on her bad side. How ’bout you? Yeah, I’m pointin’ at you sittin’ there staring at your laptop and sipping that coffee. Get busy and […]

In response to my challenge to all y’all to send me your funny story, Sal Buttaci is the first one to step up and share some fun with us. His story is true and funny as hell and I thank him for sharing it with us. So, how about the rest of y’all? Huh? Don’t […]