50 Blades of Gay–You didn’t write that! contest continues

 Ooohhhh!  That Kyle Katz!

You can always count on her to hang out in the alphabet between the letters W and Y.

And here she titillates once more, with her take on our contest You Didn’t Write That!

All of you who play here can help this contest sizzle by leaving comments for all the entries, liking us on facebook, and, at the bottom of the page here, find the stumbleupon icon and write a one sentence review.  The more people read this, the more likely we are to get a more diverse readership entering the contest, to everyone’s benefit. Toss us bone, here, will you?

Fifty Shades Of Nay!

By Kyle Katz

“Stop It. Just stop it. What do you think you’re doing?”

“I thought I was doing what you ask me too.”

“I never ask you to do that.”

“First of all the lights are out, it’s too damn dark to see anything.”

“The animal sounds–did you really think that would do it?”

“That thing you are wearing, it feels disgusting.”

“Those damn beads… just better be my necklace.”

“But I was only trying to do…”

“To do WHAT , you pervert.”

He turns on the lights, and hands her the paper.  “You didn’t write this?”

It’s not all black and white


Makes me wanna put on my own shades and walk in the sun near the towers that are A Word with You Press.

13 thoughts on “50 Blades of Gay–You didn’t write that! contest continues

  1. Michael Stang says:

    Who could?  At least according to my wife.  I have warned her the beads and the dark of night will bring her to her limit, but she smiles and begins another chapter.  Oh well, I will keep to the Irish poetry and say my rosaries.  Way to go, Kyle.  Your imagination is rampart.  As if I didn’t know.

  2. Diane Cresswell says:

    Oh my I can’t stop laughing…like I said you skirt the edges and then slap the reader along side the head with wake up words…I love this….who wants to be sane anyway?

  3. Stars Fall On My Heart says:

    Raise your hand if that’s YOUR Saturday night! 

    *crickets chirp*

    …Erm, heh, heh. Naughty, naughty and lord is it nice ^_~

    • Thorn says:

       Shameless plug, here.  In The Boy with a Torn Hat, a woman scolds the hero of the story for always pushing the envelope.  “Why do you do that!  Why do always insist on loving on the edge!”  to which he replies “Because the best view is always from the edge.”

  4. Chalice Divine says:

    (Raises a shaky paw)….:P
    haha, this was really fun. The not near miss and the complete disembowlment of the sex machine in the glaring shock lights of ‘what the hell?’
    Hilarity must perchance ensue:)

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