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Until then, of course.
To whet your appetites until the next contest, let’s talk briefly about something I know we all think about but have talked about very rarely as of late on this site:
You know, the one you promised you’d edit.
The one you promised you’d find an agent for.
The one you promised you’d finish.
The one you promised you’d start.
You can picture yourself all you want at those book signings. You can dream about the exponential growth of your bank account. You can run around and tell people all you want that you’re a write while you demand a free refill after sitting at Starbucks for six hours (I’m sorry about the bitter barista; I’ll put her back in her corner with her non-caramel Caramel Macchiato where she belongs).
That novel won’t be born until you lay down on the page and bring it to life.
The Punster-in-Chief has been wandering around the wilderness of the ‘net and to help us aspiring novelists, he’s found an article that can at least help midwife our stories. So if you’re having a little trouble with that novel or just need a little inspiration, have a gander at what Thorn has found:
We’ll be posting more helpful posts and articles to help push you along! In the meantime, what do YOU guys think is good advice for aspiring novelists? Post and debate below!!!