You may THINK you know the winner, but the Towers that are A Word with You Press just received this unsolicited gratuity; clearly from the winner of our contest. Lemme find out if she/she entered before we award the trophy.
Bear/bare in mind that some folks chose to send their votes directly to the Press. We will accept votes up till noon, to give us time to research who unscrupulously sent this bribe and deal with them appropriately. Rumours that the judges can be effluenced by coffee (Sumatran, s.v.p), that Patriot Sam Adams, or funny stuff that takes place with your clothes off are without merit!