Featured, Wingnuts: Contest News
“Here is what you write about,”
Jun
said the editor-in-chief (moi) promptly…
Literati! Our six finalists have been sharpening their pencils or dipping their quills for the chance to bring Horace home as the winner of our Wingnuts contest. Here is all you need to do…
Write a love story.
In keeping with the general theme of our contest, somewhere within the text you must use the phrase: “…if only I had wings…”
The love can be between a man and a woman or any combination of the multiple genders we engender, between parent and child, between a soldier and his gun, a boy and his dog or a girl and her squid (see video starring Tesse Sully!),or even the love an artist or writer feels for his creation.
(Suffering Cephlopod !!)
Up to 750 words. Choose early as you begin whether you want to make us think or make us feel. I need a good cry and I need a good laugh…How about you?
Your story must be submitted by June 20th. The winner will be announced at The Third Annual Editor-in-Chief Surprise Birthday Party and Wet T Shirt Contest, to be held June 22nd at the Hacienda in Oceanside of our good friend and author Victor Villasenor (www.victorvillasenor.com). We intend to podcast the event and will update you on how to participate.
Get on it. Love means never having to say you’re_______________(fill in the blank in the comments below)
“Love means never having to say you’re_______________”
asexual?
Love means never having to say you’re______________
wishing Sal Buttaci happy birthday more than twice a year. Happy Birthday, Sal!
Love means never having to say you’re______________
A Justin Beiber fan.
Discernment, surely?!
_______________up all night farting. Best birthday to Sal, a true creator.
________________late…every time
________________permissable
________________love it
________________wanting T&A
________________secretly making no money
________________Of course I will order your favorite drink and play your favorite disk on the juke
________________Oh, shutup
________________________just cover it up when you’re through with it.
____ in a hurry
____ keeping score
____ sorry about that
____ in need of a certain pill
____ somebody who cries when it’s over
____ making a movie
____ in need of a refund
____ time could have been used better, by having DIARRHEA!
____ false?
or worse…
____ exactly what you said.
_____sorry about drinking the last beer, but it was HOT, dang it! It was HOT!!
so are you…
…never having to say you’re sore-y
Love between two hearts beating as one means never having to say any words at all.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekl3B4Ll5GA