Literati! Tiffany Unique–oops!–Tiffany MONIQUE provides a soulution for what ales us–a second entry into our Wingnuts contest!
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Abbey Normal and the Fool
by Tiffany Beard
I suck at quoting Abbey Normal. I always start giggling. Chris knows this. I’ll just have to wing it.
“Chris!” I snap, “It’s my turn!”
Rubbing my hands together for luck I turn on my valley girl and began speaking 200mph. “Being the chronicles of one Abigail Von Normal, confessed mopey little emo queen, jealous of nosferatu because they have dark and eternal love–”
His lips in mine. Shock. Then his scent. Home. From a hundred dreams and a thousand heartbeats away.
We pull away, slightly high. Into my ear he breathes, “And the award for most cinematic kiss–”
“Still The Princess Bride”, I quip, rolling my eyes and giggling slightly. He replies, fake accent thick like winter stew, “Well hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.” His smile radiates. “Miss me?”
Such a loaded question. I longed for that kiss with my whole being. It was the one thing that could rekindle our ‘most epic fail’ of a relationship. Channeling Abby I proclaim, “I am totally your hopeless hose beast. All I had to do was say good-bye, but no, it’s like you have this power over me.”
Thankfully he kissed me before I had the chance to giggle.
From somewhere surreal I hear, “If any harm comes to her, I’ll see to it that ghosts ride you into your grave… again. Well…”
In the haze of stripeysocks rockin’ kissmagic, Chris’ voice fades
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