Literati! THE STANG is back!
In this photo he can be seen editing the comments of a literary site that is NOT A Word with You Press. They said they didn’t like his shorts, and he punctuated them in a flash. (Uhh, Mike is the one standing)
Thanks for this one Mike. I forgive you for being a better writer than me.
By Michael Stang
You didn’t write that.
Yes I did. See it’s written in front of your face?
But what’s written is by someone else. A lawyer will know; plagiarism is devastating.
Aw, come on. The story is mine I only needed a beginning, is that so bad?
What do you think? So rusty from a six-month hiatus from the group, are you invisible now? Are you stupid?
Well, come to think of it, while the site was down others were tempting. Writer’s took me under their wings, showed me sinful tricks I had never considered. Why, yes, I spread my wings to foreign winds and sucked the primordial.
Don’t quote Joyce to me you idiot, you have to ditch this and start again. What about the editor, how can you do this to him?
I try nothing but to get his attention. This contest has to be my best for him to see.
See how much I love him.
Okay. Listen. Go back and do this again. Write your story, tell him you love him by the story you have written, the only one that matters. Wake up, Kathy.