For those of you as yet still not terribly familiar with Wuss ‘n Boots (gosh darn it you’d better get a little more cosy with them people), Wuss (the short one) is in fact grey. This hideous incident involving spray tans (and hideous it is, I do assure you) did in fact come from a real life horror/comedy moment.
One which these boys found hilarious.
A spray tan is no glamorous thing. It is undignified, it is smelly and by god it is patchy as hell. I imagine it is better if you shell out a fortune, but no one here present has that sort of cash.
Poor Wuss has suffered exactly what I suffered, and believe me when I say it is traumatic.
The only difference was that I was not getting a spray tan to match a tall orange cat called Boots….