As wholesome as milk
"The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow." (Mark Twain)
Beating the color out of people
WOO I need a nap from that jet lag!
When Love came down...
BUY ONE GET ONE FREE ON USED PLUS SIZED CLOTHING! What do you mean this isn't a garage sale we're talking about?!
I NEVER LOVED MADONNA ANYWAY!
Good ol' luck o' th' Irish!!!
Nope, sorry, I'm not talking about "The Rocky Horror Picture Show". Dang it.
42! Because that's the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything!